They call me Zygmunt Zarzecki
I will not compromise.
I will not be told what to do.
I shall not step aside.
They call me Zygmunt Zarzecki
I have no time to waste.
My mouth it spews pure intellect.
And I've such elegant taste.

They call me Zygmunt Zarzecki
I sip the aged wine.
Oh I could tell such wondrous tales
if I should find the time.
I must be Zygmunt Zarzecki
For ideas they come in bounds.
I am Zygmunt Zarzecki
So spread the word around.

They call me Zygmunt Zarzecki
I am so eloquent.
Perfection is my middle name
And whatever rhymes with eloquent.

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